Sunday, June 22, 2008

LOL!!!!!!


Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his
Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng: I am a proud because my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be OK.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "you will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

ades...

Team Nasyid Tadika Islam
(mana aku ek...)

Salam...aku da byk kenangan time d tadika dlu...Besh sesangat...hehe...tp yg pasti...da satu menda yg aku x kan lupa sampai mati..hehe..ades...kalo pikir saja-saja pun da nk pecah perut...muahaha...tp ingatan nih x la kuat sangat...so lebih kurang je la...dlu aku tadika ngan nirah kat tadika islam kampung baru...kami nek bas pakcik mail ka pakcik johari...ntah la x ingat...kami p tadika ngan bas n balik pun ngan bas...cam besa la...satu ari tuh..cam biasa kami nek bas...ni ondaway nk balik umah la...ntah camna aku tetido...actually slalu gak aku tido dalam bas...rasa cam org dodoi ja bla tido dlm bas...ENAK SKALI...hehe...tempat aku ngan nirah semestinya blakang driver...kononya tingkap dia besaq...so angin byk skit...lgpun bolei dpt angin dr tgkap driver skali...KONONNYA...slalu aku tido,tp sti jaga nyer bla nk sampai umah...tp nk djadikan crita..1 ari tuh aku tidoq mampos...bas pun terus bergerak sampai la depan jalan nk masuk kmpung kami...slalu kat situ la kami turun...time bas sampai situ...aku enak tidoq lg...nirah ngan selambe kamben biri2 dia turun dari bas...tinggai aku dok tidoq.....ades...dia pun berjalan la bagai itik pulang petang... balik umah...aku masih enak dibuai mimpi2 indah dalam bas...sampai umah,nirah disoal siasat...mana kinah????nirah kt 'dia dok tidoq atas bas'...pakjang aku dengan sepantas kilat memecut moto ala2 scrambler yg warnanya biru.. cr bas skola kami...pusing nyer pusing....jumpa bas skola kami dpan skola rendah sg ara..pakjang aku gtaw driver bas..da budak tadika dlm bas...driver kt..TARAK....pastu pakjang cr aku dlm bas kot...nmpk la sekujur tubuh kecil ngan tido ngan lazatnya kat blakang driver tuh...hehe..pastu pakjang gerak aku...ades...TERKEZUT berok aku...mana nirah...awat aku sengsorang dlm bas nih...pastuh aku nek la moto ngan pakjang nk balik umah...smpai umah...terbahak2 la smua org...termasuk la tokwan aku...bengangnya kat nirah...Tuhan ja yg taw...hehe...bla aku tanya nirah ..awat x gerak aku masa sampai...ngan keyakinan tahap superb..nirah jawab....sapa suruh ang tidoq....ades...slamat la aku bukan incredible hulk...sampai ari nih crita tuh x abis2 dibualkan...ada ja kesempatan..sti aku kna shoot...hehe...bla da besaq aku penah tanya nirah...pa yg rasa time ang melangkah turun meninggalkan aku tidoq dalam bas dulu????hehehe....nirah kta....aku pun x paham pasepa aku wat camtuh dlu...serius x paham...anyway aku x kisah da smua tuh...smua ni tinggal kenangan ja...aku x bolei da p tadika...huhu...

Kisah BANJIR d tadika islam best gak...hehe...(aku bikin gegar itu tadika)

Wei..wei....tgk la nih!!!! aku nmpak tok aku ngan maktih....ngah jalan2 nk p umah cik batiah.....muahaha tok kantoi....sori tok....hehe....